Christian Humor: This doesn’t sound like any of us—does it?

I don’t know about you but I can use some humor this morning as yesterday kind’a got to me with all the horrible news being reported about the death and abuse of children across our land and what is going on in Ukraine. A little Christian humor for us to start our Thursday! Can you relate?

Thanks to Darlene Quiring for this……..

This doesn’t sound like any of us – does it?
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up for a single minute. To her relief they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her “WHILE YOU’RE IN THERE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET MY HAT AND THE CREDIT CARD.”

I have to say, that I lose more things than Sharon and they are always found where I left them! LOL LOL! I’d say we have had to turn around more for me, if ever for Sharon, on things left behind! LOL LOL