FGGAM News just got off the phone with New Mexico Hall-of-Fame Broadcaster Frank Haley, who told me he is going to run for President as a third party candidate. Haley also announced that Pastor Paul Holt of Magdalena, NM will be his running mate. Haley has called a news conference for 6pm tonight, it will be broadcast live on KOB TV! Haley said he picked Holt as his running mate because he his superman in his spare time. Haley promised a burrito in every paycheck, for every American, with chili, whether your check is in the black or red. Holt will fly over America delivering the burrito’s! Haley is very concerned that America is not getting enough chili! Haley said, “It is a lack of chili that is holding us back!” FGGAM news attempted to get a comment from Pastor Holt, but he was flying over Washington D.C. at the time, Holt then was arrested by D.C. Police for flying in a no-fly zone. Haley said he would be raising funds to bail Holt out in time for the news conference tonight. Stay tuned to FGGAM for further details. Pictured below is Pastor Paul before he was led to his cell in D.C. 
A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit. Proverbs 15:13
I have always said, I love to show that Christians can have good clean fun!