I really thought this was such a great post from Fox News I had to share with the FGGAM Family! Thank you Fox News!
I was standing across the counter from the lady at the hole-in-the-wall dry cleaners and I was getting irritated. She had lost my pants and I was sure of it.
The woman kept insisting that I hadn’t dropped them off with my suit jacket.
“Ma’am, I wouldn’t have just brought in a suit jacket,” I said. “Can’t you just check to see if there are some navy blue pants lying around somewhere?”