Church 2015 Submitted By Terry Shields
PASTOR : “Praise the Lord!”
CONGREGATION : Hallelujah!”
PASTOR: “Will
everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles
to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the
sermon.”
P-a-u-s-e……Long P-a-u-s-e
“Now, Let us pray committing this
week into God’s hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with
God ”
S-i-l-e-n-c-e
“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please
have your credit and debit cards ready.”
“You can log on to the church Wi-If
using the password ‘Lord909887’.
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe
machines among the worshippers;
a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund
transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
c. Those who prefer
telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to
the church account.”
The atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified
as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final
Blessing and Closing Announcements.
a. This week’s ministry cell meetings
will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting
takes place. Please log in and don’t miss out.
b. Thursday’s Bible study
will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don’t miss out.
c. You can
follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers. God
bless and have a nice day.
And Jesus wept.
